Illustration showing a raccoon passed out in a liquor store bathroom alongside vervet monkeys in an urban St. Louis setting with AI-generated visual distortions.

Two Viral Stories: A Drunk Raccoon… and the “AI Monkeys” Situation

January 23, 20261 min read

📰 Two Stories for the Price of One: A Drunk Raccoon… and the “AI Monkeys” Situation

On this week’s, “Wait… what?” leaderboard…

1) The raccoon that broke into a liquor store and passed out in the bathroom 🦝🥴

raccoon lying flat (splooting) on a white tiled bathroom floor between a black trash can and a white toilet

This is one of those headlines that feels fake until you read it.
A raccoon fell through a ceiling tile into a liquor store after hours, knocked over bottles, and was later found unconscious on the bathroom floor.

Somewhere between “tiny burglar” and “hangover mascot,” it became peak internet content.

2) Monkeys on the loose in St. Louis… and AI made it worse 🐒🤖

n adult Vervet monkey with a black face and grey fur walking across a green grassy field, followed closely by its small infant baby.

St. Louis officials were trying to track down loose vervet monkeys — but the search got harder because AI-generated images and videos spread online, muddying real sightings with fake ones.

References

Associated Press. (2025, December 3). Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor. https://apnews.com/article/5109feb2ea9ab9bf8954ec3798689fd0
Associated Press. (2026, January 12). Monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis, and AI-generated images are complicating the search.
https://apnews.com/article/96c55834c7f17854cc4362db891ca8fa
ABC News. (2026, January 12). Monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis, and AI images are complicating the search.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/monkeys-loose-st-louis-ai-complicate-efforts-capture-129139193


Ryan Cook, CRS • CRB • CPS • C2EX • CLHMS • SRS • RENE, is the Broker/Owner of HomeSmart First Class Realty, leading a growing team serving Greater Boston and Providence. Licensed in MA & RI—a former engineer, Ryan is also a licensed contractor and insurance agent. He has sold full-time since 2009. He blends boots-on-the-ground construction experience with data-driven negotiation to help clients buy, sell, invest, and navigate complex deals (including an expertise in probate real estate). A U.S. Coast Guard veteran and ZBA chair, he calls Easton, MA home.

Ryan Cook

Ryan Cook, CRS • CRB • CPS • C2EX • CLHMS • SRS • RENE, is the Broker/Owner of HomeSmart First Class Realty, leading a growing team serving Greater Boston and Providence. Licensed in MA & RI—a former engineer, Ryan is also a licensed contractor and insurance agent. He has sold full-time since 2009. He blends boots-on-the-ground construction experience with data-driven negotiation to help clients buy, sell, invest, and navigate complex deals (including an expertise in probate real estate). A U.S. Coast Guard veteran and ZBA chair, he calls Easton, MA home.

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